Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Footloose!

Kick off your Sunday shoes! Musical Tween Superstar Zac Efron has officially backed out the Footloose remake. The reason? Efron wants to break out of the Musicals that made him a household name and pursue more serious roles. And who can blame him? I personally believe it is a smart career move as an actor, no one likes to be typecast. Since Zac's departure from the flick, actors are testing for the role originally portrayed by Kevin Bacon. Among those actors is Gossip Girl Hottie Chace Crawford. Sources revealed to the media today that not only did Crawford test, he did really well! Who knew Nate Archibald could sing and dance? Good luck to Chace with the screen test!

Hollywood is full of love!!

Boy what a couple of weeks it has been!!! Nothing but babies, weddings, engagements!!! BABY NEWS!!! First and foremost, Congratulations to Alyson Hannigan and her hubby for the arrival of their first child. The happy event occurred none other than on Hannigan's birthday, March 24!! The baby girl was named Satyana Denisof. Alyson Hannigan is best known for her show "How I Met Your Mother" and her role in the American Pie movies. However, she is not the only one enjoying a new addition to her family. As I type, the Queen Bee of Hollywood herself, Madonna, is in Malawi in the process of adopting another child from the impoverished nation, a little girl named Mercy. While over there, Madonna reunited her first adopted Malawian child, David Banda, with his biological father. Nothing like an extended family!! And in other baby news, Taye Diggs and wife Idina Menzel are expecting their first child!! Congrats to all the happy parents. Alas, a new generation of Hollywood royalty awaits us.
Relationship news! Spring fever is definitely in the air. New love is sprouting all around us, and Celebrities are finalizing their love as well. After almost a decade of the single life, Bruce Willis married last week in the Caribbean to model Emma Heming. It was no surprise that Ex-wife Demi Moore was present, along with Husband, Ashton Kutcher, and the Willis Girls. Another silver fox tying the knot is Han Solo, I mean Harrisson Ford. Ford popped the question to girlfriend of 8 years, Calista Flockhart. Rumor has it he popped the question on Valentine's day. And rounding off the couples news, late night talk show giant David Letterman married last week as well! Letterman and longtime girlfriend Regina Lasko married after over 10 years together. The couple have a 5 year old son. CONGRATS TO ALL!!!

Friday, March 20, 2009

Hail to the Chief!

President Barack Obama made a historic appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. This was the first time a President in office made an appearance on a late night talk show. Like the majority of the people in this nation, I am an Obama supporter. The President elaborated on concerns we all have about our current economic situation, as well as the recent news of immoral activity at AIG. Obama also shared some stories about life as the Leader of the Free world and how his family is handling it. Eonline posted a poll asking their viewers if we thought it was OK for the President to make time for Jay Leno. 60% of Eonline users said they did think it was OK. only 35% said it was in poor taste because our economy is no laughing matter (those people need to lighten up!) And 4% were upset he bumped Teri Hatcher. I think this begins a new era with a convergence of the government and the mass media. This is another reason Obama reaches out to the people and shows he understands.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

PETA needs to cut back on the green stuff!

Personally, I believe PETA has gone to ridiculous means to get their message out to the people. I think we as human beings should take care of our own kind before taking extremes to protect animals. They constantly protest most people's choice to eat meat or wear fur by making complete imbeciles of themselves and demonstrating that they are lunatics. I think people should not be pressured into abstaining from meat or fur. Tolerance is not a quality these people posses. The latest crazy scheme by the animal freaks? They proposed to make George Clooney flavored tofu! Confused? Well let me elaborate. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to the Hollywood bachelor extraordinaire asking if they could inject his sweat into tofu to raise awareness and, as they stated in their letter the tofu or "CloFu will help people be healthier and more environmentally friendly and will spare animals from being killed for the table." Clooney cleverly responded to the letter stating "As a mammal, I'm offended." I too am offended, offended they think we would eat something that tastes like someones sweat. That's just disgusting.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

R.I.P.

Actress Natasha Richardson was taken off life support today. She is survived by husband Liam Neeson, two sons, and her mother Vanessa Redgrave. Her family issued a press release stating "Liam Neeson, his sons, and the entire family are shocked and devastated by the tragic death of their beloved Natasha. They are profoundly grateful for the support, love and prayers of everyone, and ask for privacy during this very difficult time." Richardson passed away in New York after being transferred from a hospital in Montreal. She suffered a fall in a beginning ski slope in Quebec on Monday, and had been pronounced brain dead on Tuesday. Neeson and her sons had been by her side since she was transported to New York. She was a magnificent actress and will be deeply missed. My heart goes out her family.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Wine from Zorro!

International Spanish star Antonio Banderas has bought a 50% stake of a vineyard in northern Spain. Felicidades!!

Sad Sad news

Actress Natasha Richardson was severely injured last night in a ski accident in Montreal, Canada. She was receiving a ski lesson on the beginning slope. She was taken to a local hospital after complaining of a severe headache. It has been reported by Time Out New York and Perez Hilton that the wife of actor Liam Neeson has been declared brain dead. She has been transferred to a hospital in New York where reports say she will be taken off life support. Richardson is a wonderful actress who starred as Elizabeth James in one of my favorite childhood movies, The Parent Trap. My heart goes out to her family in this tough time.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Congrats!

Congratulations to Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke! The happy couple welcomed twin baby boys this weekend! They named the bouncing baby boys Max and Bob Sheen. Charlie also has two little girls with ex-wife Denise Richards, Sam who is 5, and Lola who is 3. CONGRATS TO THE COUPLE ON THEIR FIRST CHILDREN!!!!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Someone in Vogue is smoking it real green!

So I just saw the preview of the April issue of Vogue, and to my surprise, Beyonce is on the cover. Seriously Vogue? Seriously? What has Beyonce done in the last six months other than release one annoying song after another? Her Fashion sense is, in my opinion, by far the worst. For an A-list Celebrity, Beyonce dresses beyond terrible. The vision of Vogue is to be fashionably diverse and always be on the cutting edge. Beyonce wears nothing but her mothers designs, and as we can see from her Oscar dress, Tina Knowles doesn't know Couture from K-mart. I'm so sick of Beyonce! Vogue should have picked someone with a little more substance. How are you going to go from Michelle Obama to Beyonce? Someone in Vogue needs to up their marketing strategies. And Anna Wintour needs to be more devil in Prada!

Be Careful who you trust!

The late Anna Nicole Smith's longtime companion and boyfriend, Howard K. Stern has been charged with conspiring to furnish drugs to the former playmate. Stern and Two of Smith's doctors had been supplying Nicole with drugs for over two years. Stern was arrested and charged on Thursday.

Warrant out for Lohan!

An arrest warrant was filed for trainwreck-arific Lindsey Lohan today by the Beverly Hills Police Dept. The arrest warrant is in relation to her DUI arrest back in 2007. Lohan both denies reports and her lawyer says it's a big misunderstanding. Apparently Lohan is holding up at girlfriend Samantha Ronson's house. Paparazzi have been stationed out there for hours, where a fight broke up in house between the lovers...causing a window to be broken (yes you read correctly). The police arrived at Ronson's house, but their knocks on the door went unanswered. More updates will be coming soon.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Eclipse Director chosen

The third installment of the Twilight series has a director! And no its not Drew Barrymore! Spanish Thriller Director Juan Antorio Bayona has been tapped by the studio to direct the film which is due to be released on June 30, 2010. Felicidades Juan Antonio! The Spanish Director beat out three other finalists, including Drew Barrymore. But let's get real, I dont think she was even close to being chosen.

ATTENTION IROMAN FANS!!!!

Ironman 2 won't be released until May 7, 2010, and the cast is coming together rather nicely. Don Cheadle, as most of you know, will be taking the place of Lawrence Fishburn in the sequel. Reports have been circulating that Scarlett Johansson has been casted to play the deadly Russian vixen The Black Widow! No confirmation of these reports has been released by reps from either Mrs. Ryan Reynolds or Ironman producers. Let's hope all these rumors are true! Emily Blunt was supposedly originally cast for the role but stepped down, and since then the producers contacted Johansson. Either woman would do great in my opinion. The casting list of the second installment of the Ironman series has been kept very much under wraps. Reports have also said that Mickey Rourke is on board, but the character he will play is not known yet.

YAY MORE HOLLYWOOD BABIES!

Everyone loves a Celebrity baby, and God has blessed the world with yet another superstar bundle of joy! Swiss Tennis great Roger Federer announced today via his official website that he and girlfriend Mirka are expecting their first child! The baby is due this summer. Let's see how Federer handles late night crying and diapers! This is the first child for both Roger and Mirka. CONGRATS TO THE HAPPY COUPLE!!!

Poor Aniston cant catch a break!

Most women have their strokes of bad luck when it comes to men, but nothing sucks more than having repeated bad luck with men in front of all Hollywood. After a while of being on and off, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have called it quits. Reports are circulating that Mayer was the dumper, and that the couple want different things.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Brown acknologes he's a Douche, Nickolodean disagrees

Despite receiving thousands of letters of people outraged by their decision to nominate Chris Brown for TWO Kid's Choice Awards, Nickolodean stands by their choice to nominate the girlfriend beater. However, Brown himself has listened to his PR reps and has taken his name out of the running for Favorite Male Singer and Best Song. At least someone is doing the right thing for their reputation. Seriously Nickolodean? What were you guys smoking when you decided to nominate a proven woman beater? Nice message you're sending out to the kiddies!

The Spanish Rivalry continues!

Spanish soccer club rivals Real Madrid FC and FC Barcelona both took on the first kick off leg of the UEFA Champions League this week. And oh what a couple of days it was! Real Madrid faced Liverpool and were demolished by the grand English club, eliminating them from the tournament. However, Barcelona took out their revenge on Olympique Lyonais, an astounding 5-2, thus advancing to the next round! The next leg of the UEFA Champions League is on April 7th and 8th.

Another Celebrity Marriage

Congrats to Singer/Actress Mandy Moore! The startlet wed long time on and off boyfriend Ryan Adams yesterday in Savannah Georgia. The couple got engaged only a month ago! All the best wishes to the happy couple.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Gotta love remakes!

There's nothing like an 80's remake to brighten our spirits! The 1987 film starring Susan Sarandon, Jack Nicholson, Michelle Phiffer, and Cher is being remade into a Television Series. The first two stars to be casted are Rebecca Romijn and former Lipstick Jungle/Beverly Hills 90210 star Lindsey Price. Jaime Ray Newman has just been cast as the third witch. This is one pilot I'm dying to see develop!

Word around the water cooler is...

Co-star's dating has always been a bad idea, especially in TV shows in which actors work together for long periods of time. Do you guys remember the O.C.? Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody were the it couple on and off screen, and as soon as they broke up, the entire series went to hell. Well the Television Gods could have foreseen this! Just one month after their split, word is spreading that Heroes Cheerleader Hayden Panettiere is looking to get ex-boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia fired from the NBC action drama. I guess it's kind of obvious now why the couple broke up....she's immature as hell!!! This totally seems like something a cheerleader would do. Why 31 year old Ventimiglia would date a 19 year old is beyond me! Let's hope the execs over at NBC don't succumb to this dumb little girl's demands!

Monday, March 9, 2009

Someone needs to take notes from her alter ego!

So I was walking around the mall today, and I spotted the new ad for Leighton Meester's "Top Down" sneakers. And let me just say, She looks terrible! Oh poor Leighton!! She looked tired and unkempt. Her inner Blair Waldorf must've overslept that day. The ad for her new line of sneakers will be displayed in foot lockers and billboards across the country, unfortunately.

Barrymore to Direct Mr. Cullen?

Rumor's have been spreading like wildfire about the Twilight series and the upcoming movies. Reports are that a few Directors are being considered for the third Twilight installment and Hollywood royalty Drew Barrymore is one of the few being considered. Barrymore confirmed the rumor in an interview.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

A Little Fashion News Fix

Boy has it been a slow news weekend! So here's the latest Celebrity Fashion news, and prepare yourselves, this is kind of a shocker. I'll ease you into it...The latest Celebrity to don a pair of Reeboks? LEIGHTON MEESTER! I know, this goes 180 degrees from her Marc Jacobs loving, Couture wearing alter ego. Blair Waldorf of Gossip Girl. Meester will be featured in a new Reebok campaign wearing "Top Down" Sneakers by Leighton herself.

Friday, March 6, 2009

When Stars lose revelence

Remember Coolio? Back in 1995 he had one of the biggest international hits with "Ganster's Paradise." We haven't heard much from him since then, until today! Coolio was busted today at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) with crack cocaine! At 10:30 am he was taken into custody after being found with crack cocaine at the Southwest Airlines checkpoint at LAX.

Pamela Anderson ruins a perfectly fashionable moment

There's nothing like the unveiling of a new Ready-To-Wear Couture Collection. The Parisian Runways are graced by only the most beautiful garments in the world. Sadly, the same can not be said of the designer's choice of Models. Vivienne Westwood revealed her new Fall/Winter 2009-2010 Collection on Friday in Paris. And unfortunately for the Fashion world, she chose none other than Baywatch Babe Pamela Anderson to end her show. And what other way to end a runway presentation of art than flashing your tatas? The ever so classy blonde showed some nipple to the Parisian public. And Americans are always wondering why the French think we're stupid! Westwood is a British Designer most of you may recognize by her designer wedding gown featured in the Sex And The City movie. Let's hope designers learn from this big mistake.

WTF Nickolodean?

Seriously Nickelodeon? Whose handling the PR over there? The kid's TV channel doesn't have the best luck with squeaky clean image, and this sure as hell isn't gonna help. As some of you know, the annual Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards will be held next month, and it seems the children's network is condoning Chris Brown's recent behavior with multiple nominations! I believe not only should Brown's music be boycotted, but by nominating him for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song is sending out the message that his actions are acceptable and worthy of a reward! This is beyond distasteful! I hope kid's understand the grave situation this is and the pain he caused Rihanna.

Madonna loves it Hardy!

The Queen of Pop herself, the immaculate Madonna will be teaming up with Christian Audigier, designer of Ed Hardy, to design a line of tattooed shirts and jeweled bodies. Madonna loves her high fashion. Earlier this year she posed for a series of Louis Vuitton ads which were published in high fashion magazines. At the moment however, Audigier is designing the costumes to be worn by the King of Pop, Mr. Michael Jackson for his upcoming farewell concert series in London.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

America's Best Dance Crew!

I don't know if you guys have been following the MTV hit America's Best Dance Crew as intensively as I have, but the show's finale just ended and what a suspenseful finale it was! For the first time, one of the top two dance crews in the finals was all female, which stirred up quite a lot of attention. Shout out also to Fly Khicks, Miami's own best dance crew composed of former Miami Heat dancers, who made it to the top 3!!! But I digress, Quest Crew has been named America's Best Dance Crew beating out the talented Beat Freaks themselves. This crew has gone through so much. They were all eliminated on another show "So You Think You Can Dance". For them to come this far in a dancing competition, it would have been too much for them to only come in second, especially after the insanely, disgustingly great performance they did last week. As for Beat Freaks, I believe we haven't seen the last of them! Let me know your thoughts!!!

SOMETHING NOT ABOUT RIHANNA OR CHRIS BROWN!!!!!!

Is anything else going on in the world of entertainment? Well nothing as interesting, so I will write about some MUST SEE TV!!!!! E! Entertainment Channel not only keeps everyone up to date on celebrity news, but they have the best entertainment shows. My personal two favorites? Chelsea Lately and the Soup with Joel McHale. Chelsea Handler is seriously one of the funniest women I have ever heard. Her tongue is razor sharp and she has no problem saying things most of us only think of or wouldn't even dare to think of. Her shows include a round table that speaks their minds about the Hollywood's top stories. Chelsea Lately airs at 11:00 pm weeknights on E!
The Soup is the world's response to reality TV. Hosted by Joel McHale, he tears reality stars a new one with insults that almost stoop to the level of the trash on reality TV. The Soup airs at 10:00 on Fridays on E!

A detailed Account of what really happened.

With Chris Brown's Court day today, piles and piles of news on Hollywood's most controversial couple has been pouring in. The Los Angeles Police Department has released the Detective notes from the attack against Rihanna (Robyn Rihanna Fenty or Robyn F. as the notes state her as)
"Christopher B and Robyn F have been involved in a dating relations for approx 1 and half year. On Sunday Feb 8 at 25 hours Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robin F picked Brown's cellular phone and picked up a three-page text message from a woman Brown had had a previous relationship with.
"A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled a vehicle over in an unknown street. Reach over Robyn F with his right hand and open the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the vehicle causing an approx 1 inch raised circular contusion.
"Robyn F turned to face Brown and punched her in the left eye with right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F' s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle. Brown looked at Robyn F and stated "I am going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!?
"Robyn F picked her cellular phone and called her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales. Rosales did not answer the telephone but while her voice mail greeting was playing Robyn F pretended to talk to her and stated "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.(this statement was made while greeting was playing and was not captured) after Robyn f faked the call, Brown and looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I really am going to kill you.'
"Brown resumed punching Robyn F and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist placing her elbows and face near her lap and in attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied by Brown. Brown continued to punch Robyn F on her left arm and hands, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps that was approx 2 inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand. Robyn f attempted to send another text message to other personal assistant Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window to an unknown street. Brown continued driving and Robyn F observed his cellular phone in his lap. She picked up the cellular phone with her left hand, and before she could make a call, he placed her in a head lock with right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.
"Brown held Robyn F close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of [address] and Robyn F turned off the car removed the key from ignition and sat on it. Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F left and right carotid arteries causing her to be unable to breath. She began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began to attempting to gauge his eyes in attempt to flee herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and released her. While brown continued to punch her she turned around a place her back to against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest and placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away.
"Brown continued to punch her on legs and feet causing several contusions. Robyn F began screaming for help. And Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighbor heard Robyn F's plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F was issued a domestic violence protective order (EPO). Affiant conducted an interview with Melissa Ford who advised on Feb. 8 2009 at 2500 hours she received a phone call from Robin F from an unknown telephone number later identified as the telephone number of Officer Chavez. Robin F had advised Ford that she had been assaulted by Brown. At approx at 1 am Brown called Ford as nothing happened. Ford advised Brown that she had already talked to Robin F and was aware of what happened. Ford had advised brown that the neighbors had called police and that they were with Robyn F. Brown had asked Ford if robin F had provided police with his name. And ford advised him that she had. Brown hung up the telephone and did not call back.
"On Feb. 8, Brown turned himself in and was given a copy of the EPO and advised to not contact Robyn.
"On Feb. 17 Ford advised the affiant that she had received text messages from … a number that Ford recognized as belonging to Brown. In the text message Brown apologized for what he had done to Robin F. and advised Ford he was going to get help."

Chris Brown/ Rihanna update!

So for those of you who were awaiting the outcome of Chris Brown's arraignment, and those who aren't sick of him yet..Chris Brown's plea shone from it's absence. That's rite, the "Kiss Kiss" singer/Girlfriend beater did not plea guilty or innocent. Instead he asked for the arraignment to be postponed a month. It seems Brown is doing whatever possible to avoid his domestic violence case, due to the fact that he has already been charged with assault by means to create great bodily injury, and making criminal threats. In addition to his douchery, Brown's recent reconcile with Rihanna was more a publicity stunt than an act of love. It appears Brown tipped off the paparazzi so that people could begin to like him again...what a tool!

In a World where Barbie has better clothes than you and me...

These Barbies truly live the lives most little girls only dream of. Karl Lagerfeld, the head designer for elite fashion house Chanel, has specially styled Barbie for her 50th Anniversary. Barbie and Ken will be on display, and the center of my envy, at Colette Boutique in Paris, France. The Exhibit will start March 9th and end on March 28th. The first ever Barbie will also be displayed in the famed French Boutique for one whole week.

Please let this be just a rumor!!!!

Rumors are circulating around the tabloids that Rihanna and Chris Brown are engaged, or even worse...MARRIED! Reports say the unholiest of unions occurred during the controversial couple's trip to Miami last week. Perez Hilton contacted Rihanna's Representative which refused to comment or give any information on the Barbadian Starlet. Let us all pray this is just a ridiculous rumor.

BREAK THE CYCLE GIRL!

Perez Hilton has just reported that Ronald Fenty, Rihanna's father, is saying that the Fenty family can not reach Rihanna, she even changed her email! The Fenty family is of course concerned, not even her mother can reach her...CALL YOUR MAMA RIHANNA!!!!

Vince Vaughn to crash wedding?

Maybe this wedding will be open to all crashers? Vince Vaughn is getting married Ladies and Gentlemen!!! The Four Christmases star popped the question to Canadian Realtor Kyla Weber on Valentines day with a FOUR CARAT 125,000 ring. Weber's father confirmed the news today. CONGRATS TO THE HAPPY COUPLE! MAY THEY HAVE A HAPPY ENGAGEMENT AND A HAPPIER WEDDING!

Felon Brown

Chris Brown has been charged with assault by means likely to create bodily injury and making criminal threats. His arraignment is scheduled for this afternoon in Los Angeles. If convicted, he could spend at least 9 years in jail.
Perez Hilton revealed on his website Perezhilton.com that Rihanna was interviewed the night if the attack and revealed to law enforcement that this was not the first time Brown has assaulted her, and that the attacks have gotten worse and worse through time.
The LAPD Detective notes from Chris Brown's search warrant were obtained by Fox News 11 in LA and have released details of the attack.
"After Rihanna read a text message on Brown's phone from a woman, he tried to force Rihanna out of the car, but couldn't because she was wearing her seatbelt.
Brown then allegedly slammed Rihanna's head against her window, and when Rihanna turned to face him, he punched her.
The notes said blood spattered on Rihanna's clothing and the interior of the Lamborghini.
Rihanna also called her assistant, according to FOX 11, leaving a message saying, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there."
Brown then reportedly replied, "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you," and proceeded to punch and bite Rihanna. He allegedly put her in a headlock so long that she almost lost consciousness."
Let's hope Brown gets what he deserves!!!

Robin Williams in ICU!

America's favorite funnyman, Robin Williams, has been admitted into the Intensive Care Unit of a Florida Hospital for heart problems. Williams had cancelled four South Florida shows of his new production "Weapons of Self Destruction" due to shortness of breath. Apparently his condition is more serious than first thought. Williams was admitted into the ICU yesterday, yet hopes to be well enough for his Orlando show on Monday.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Perez Hilton coming home!!!

Perez Hilton, the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media" is coming home to Miami this weekend!! He announced on his website Perezhilton.com that while visiting his hometown, he will indeed have a book signing for his his book "Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide on Keeping Up With The Hiltons". I don't know about any of you, but I'm incredibly psyched! Here's the info below:
Perez Hilton at
Lincoln Road Books and Books
Saturday, March 7th
2:30 P.M.
927 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach

Suggested Reading!

Fashionistas and Feminists rejoice! In history, we have had the ability to step up and make ourselves knows as equal individuals, and look damn good while saving the world. If you have the opportunity, pick up the lates issue of Glamour Magazine. This months publication presents a special 70 years of fashion icons pictorial featuring today's hottest starlets such as Alicia Keys posing as our amazing First Lady Michelle Obama and Emma Roberts dressed as the Legendary Audrey Hepburn. The pictures are beautiful and the descriptions are both eye opening and empowering for women of all ages. If you don't have the chance to pick up a copy, MSN.com is featuring the pictorial, as well as Glamour.com

You can do better than that!

Elizabeth and James, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's clothing line has just released their Spring 2009 line. And may I say, I am UNIMPRESSED! Come on girls, you have more creativity than that! I've seen better styling in the Forever 21 website. And for these girls who wear ridiculous amounts of layers and bohemian-like wear, this collection is too too boring! These famous twins are notorious for lingering in fashion shows around the world, maybe they should be paying more attention to the fashion Gods?

What a birthday present!

Celebrating their 25th Anniversary, Badgley Mischka is releasing a brand new star studded ad campaign to be presented in High Fashion Magazines. The Gorgeous stars to be featured in the picture campaign are Eva Longoria, Brooke Shields, Angelica Houston, Carrie Underwood, and Lauren Hutton, as well as the designers themselves. The women bring out their inner glamour model in some seriously gorgeous dresses in white, burgundy, black, and lilac. The photos were shot by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz. They will be hitting the magazine racks by the April issues.

If you're not bored of Rihanna/Chris Brown yet...

Is it me, or does new information on the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation surface every three minutes? According to Eonline.com, Chris Brown's Attorney was seen meeting with the Los Angeles District Attorney today. Rumor has it Brown's Lawyers will make a plea in the case that he is found guilty for assaulting his girlfriend, Rihanna. Also related to the Chris Brown case, prosecutors are building their case and photo's of Brown's blood-stained Lamborghini might be compelling to the case against Chris. However, the victim is back together with the one who assaulted her, which may be conflicting to prosecutors. Chris Brown's arraignment is scheduled for Tomorrow, March 5.
Update! The dress Rihanna was wearing the night of the incident has also been taken by the Los Angeles District Attorney's office due to blood stains which make it a key piece of evidence. Here's the heartbreaking news, the dress in question was Gucci, not only did Chris Brown bruise Rihanna's face, he ruined a priceless piece of Fashion!!!! He should burn in hell!!!!!!

Hayden loves Laguna Beach!

Hayden Panettiere, or as most of us know as her Claire from Heroes, recently split from her co-star boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia. Well she sure has moved on fast! In today's society, we should all follow Hayden's example: REDUCE REUSE RECYLCLE...Don't know what I'm talking about? Well...Panettiere was spotted last night dining with none other than former flame and Laguna Beach star Stephen Coletti. The ex-couple broke up in September, 2007 after Hayden said she needed to be single. Let's see how long these two can stay together this time.

Lindsay Lohan on the market!

Lindsay Lohan has put herself out on the market....the real estate market that is. Lohan has put up her Manhattan apartment for sale. Hey, in these tough economic times, even celebrities are feeling the money pinch. How much is she asking for? Only 1.2 million! Located on the 40th floor of the Atelier on west 42nd Street, it has a view of the Statue of Liberty, two bedrooms, and two bathrooms. Will Lindsay be moving in with girlfriend Samantha Ronson? Or is this merely the result of the recession and being unemployed and spending crazy amounts of money?

Sorry Boys!

Just days after reportedly breaking up, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were spotted out together and looking rather romantic. This couple goes on and off more than a light switch! If you listen closely, you can hear men all over the world in disappointment.

WTF USHER?!?!?!

Just one day after commenting on Chris Brown's photos, Usher has issued an apology. Yesterday a video surfaced on Youtube featuring Usher saying he thought Brown should show a little more remorse. Well today Usher released a statement saying "The comments made during a recent recording session amongst friends were taken out of context and blown out of proportion I apologize on behalf of myself and my friends if anyone was offended. The intentions were not to pass judgment and we meant no harm. I respect and wish the best for all parties involved." Oh Usher, just when you were getting on my good side. It's sad when Celebrities listen to their Public Relations rep. and make stupid statements.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Tisk Tisk

Shame on you Chris Brown! Showing your guns while jet skiing in Miami Beach with a smile from ear to ear! Some of you can recall my post of how Brown was soaking the Miami sun while staying at P. Diddy's home with Rihanna. Well it seems I am not the only one who felt those pictures of Brown on jet skis smiling were in bad taste. None other than Usher has come forward to say he is "disappointed" in the photo adding "After the other photo? C'mon, Chris. Have a little bit of remorse, man. The man's on Jet Skis? Like, just relaxing in Miami?" I couldn't agree more! These photos just prove to us that he doesn't care about what the world thinks of him, and has no respect for Rihanna. Shame Shame Shame on you Chris Brown.

Another weekend, another Lohan fight

Whats a weekend of partying without fighting with your significant other and ending up in tears? Just ask Lindsay Lohan! Hollywood's kooky lesbian was out partying with girlfriend Samantha Ronson this weekend in London. The pair headed to Bungalow 8, and sure enough by 3am Sunday morning, Lohan walked out the club in tears. Oh Lindsay, seriously, the drama overload is getting boring.

Mama Mia!

In these tough economic times, there are many companies around the world asking their governments to bail them out of bankruptcy. Here in the United States, banks the majority holders for economic funding, in Italy, the priority is of course, the great fashion houses such as the famed Couturiers Dolce and Gabbana, and Gucci, among others. The bailout has been promised to the fashion houses for the end of this month. The Italian Fashion Industry is composed of over 80,000 jobs, all to be protected by this bailout.

Update on Chris Brown

The District Attorney has finally come forward stating there is indeed enough evidence to continue with the case against Chris Brown. The arraignment is set for Thursday, March 8th. In related news, Rihanna's father said he supported his daughter in any decision she made. However, other family members are disagreeing, stating that they wish the controversial couple take a break to cool things off. I completely agree with them. It has only been about three weeks since the incident which left the Barbadian beauty bruised and bloody.

Becks desperate for Milan

Looks like Soccer Hottie Superstar David Beckham is desperate to get out of L.A. Becks has been playing for Italian club AC Milan, and even though Milan failed to make a bid for him, David is intent on staying in Milan to better his chances of playing in the British National team. So much so that Beckham is willing to buy out of his LA Galaxy contract in order to stay in Milan til the end of their season in May. He will rejoin the LA Galaxy after May just in time for the second half of the MLS season, only to return to Milan after the MLS season is over. All the contracts and agreements should be straightened out by this Wednesday. If I were Mrs. Victoria Beckham I would be in the clouds right now, it's not everyday the family moves to the Italian fashion capital!

The Day We'd never thought We'd see

Its hard to believe just a year ago Britney Spears was walking around L.A. wearing torn up black leggings, a pink wig, and driving around at all hours of the night showing off her vajayjay. Today Ms. Spears kicks off her loooong awaited Circus tour. From the released videos all throughout the web, as well as pictures and setlists, I can tell this will be one interesting tour. The tour starts off today in New Orleans, where none other than Kevin Federline was spotted. For those of you who haven't heard, Federline and Spears came to an agreement so Brit's two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, can follow around their mama while she's on tour, so Brit can spend more time with them. I only hope this tour is not too much pressure for Spears, and wish her the best of luck!

Monday, March 2, 2009

Celebrity Designers.....yawn

Here's this weeks celebrity fashion news!
Halle Berry will be coming out with her very own fragrance! Like if there wasn't enough celebrity fragrances. Do they really think they can compete with the Great Designers? Maybe it's just me but when i step into a Department store there is more chance that i buy a Chanel Perfume before any of the celebrity scents. The exception of course are Sean John and Rocawear, by Sean "P. Diddy" Combs and Jay-Z, respectively. These two have made names for themselves as designers in contemporary fashion. Paris Hilton and Hillary Duff...not so much.
Speaking of Celebrity Designers, Jessica Simpson announced she will be releasing a dress line for "women of all shapes and sizes," Perez Hilton reported on his site. Simpson will without a doubt receive a lot of feedback for this, as she was heavily criticized for appearing a little more on the chunky side at a chili cook off in Florida last month. In a world where models of the high fashion world are no bigger than a size 2, are we ready for this? Especially due to the fact that celebrities are usually put under pressure to have a perfect body.
Freida Pinto, leading lady of Oscar grand winner Slumdog Millionaire, is rumored to be in talks for a new gig as leading lady and spokeswoman for beauty brand Estee Lauder. Representatives for both Estee Lauder and Pinto have denied reports.

Oasis Banned in China!

The Chinese Government has decided to ban Brit Megastar Band Oasis from playing in the Communist nation. The reason? Oasis member Noel Gallagher took part of a "Free Tibet" concert....over ten years ago! The Chinese Government stated the Brits are "unsuitable to perform to their fans in the Chinese Republic." Oasis countered with their own statement saying: "Oasis are extremely disappointed that they are now being prevented from undertaking their planned tour of mainland China and hope that the powers that be within China will reconsider their decision and allow the band to perform." I think it's both silly and unfair. They're not just punishing the band, they're punishing all the Oasis fans!

Hermione accepted to Yale!

Emma Watson, or as most of us know her as, Hermione from the famed Harry Potter movies, is heading to the Ivy League! Watson had stated a few weeks ago that she was indeed applying and touring schools here in the US such as Brown University and Yale, and Harvard. Emma announced on her Twitter (kinda like Facebook except only with statuses) that she has been accepted into Yale University. Reports have also been circulating that she was also accepted into Cambridge University in Engand. And we all thought she left the brains on the set with her magical character. Well Congratulations Ms. Watson!

AAAAAND THEY'RE OUTTA HERE!

After about a week of riding in skis like a total ass, Chris Brown is heading back to Los Angeles, Eonline.com reports. As some of u remember, Chris Brown's hearing for his Domestic Abuse case will be held on Thursday, March 5, almost one month after allegedly beating long time girlfriend, the beautiful Rihanna. The two were spotted at Miami International Airport late last night, Sunday, along with some friends. Chris is indeed confirmed to have arrived at Los Angeles, Rihanna, nonetheless, is not known to have accompanied him back to California. The couple did their best to cover their faces, of course, as their relationship has become a controversial one as well as a couple to watch in the public eye. Brown's case may be postponed explained the District Attorney. The detectives working on the case have failed to turn over the case. It has been said that there is not enough evidence to convict Brown for Domestic Violence. Looks like we're all gonna have to wait and see!!! As always, I'll keep u posted!

Christiano Ronaldo, the bid of the season?

Manchester United superstar, Christiano Ronaldo will be offered a $14.5 Milliion a year contract by the British Soccer Club giant. Manchester United almost lost Ronaldo to Spanish giant Real Madrid last year, so obviously Manchester is doing all they can to keep Christiano in Spain by distracting him with $279,000 a week. Now the question is, will Real Madrid throw even more cash at the Soccer superstar? Personally, I think Ronaldo should leave Manchester United to achieve more fame in more popular clubs such as Real Madrid.

Update

The boat of the two NFL players lost at sea yesterday has been found off the Gulf Coast this morning. The boat was overturned, and the Coast Guard found one man clinging on to the vessel, Nick Schuyler. No information has been released on the three other men, including former University of South Florida Football player William Bleakley, and two NFL players, Marquis Cooper and Corey Smith. The four men went out on a fishing trip last nite and did not turn when expected, thus launching a search. I will keep u all posted.

Ladies and Gentlemen....SHE'S BACK!

People of London, England, Do NOT I repeat Do NOT roam the streets alone tonight! Please watch yourselves! AMY WINEHOUSE IS BACK IN TOWN!!!!! After spending the last few months on holiday in St. Lucia, Winehouse is reportedly back to make an attempt to reconcile with estranged husband Blake Fielder-Civil. However, Blake's mother said he has no intent on a reconciliation. Fielder-Civil was released from prison last week. Oh Amy, the best thing to do would be to stay away! She was supposedly recovering her major drug problems while residing in the tropical paradise.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

A hidden agenda maybe?

We all know by now that Chris Brown is my city of Miami mending things up with Rihanna after the unforgivable incident on Grammy night. Well more and more information continues to pour in of Mr. Brown's whereabouts. Looks like Chris isn't in Miami just to Make up with Rihanna! Eonline.com reports that Brown has been having late night recording sessions at Hit Factory Studio. Good thing they're late night sessions, cuz if he were to step out in the Miami streets in broad daylight, I wouldn't be surprised if he got egged or got a tomato thrown at him. For those of u not in the Miami area, people here are not happy with Chris Brown at all! Some radio stations even took action and stopped playing his music. NO ONE TOUCHES RIHANNA!!! well reports of Chris partying with Khloe Kardashian appear to be a false alarm (apparently a friend of Khloe and the Kardashian clan a Chris' doppleganger). Brown is reported to have been here in Miami for a week, and yet, still no sight of Rihanna. I'll keep u posted!

Two NFL players missing

Corey Smith from the Detroit Lions and Marquis Cooper from the Oakland Raiders have been reported as lost at sea off the shore of Clearwater, FL. The two former Tampa Buccaneers players were on a fishing trip. After failing to return as expected, the Coast Guard sent out helicopters as well as a 47 foot ship. However, dreary weather conditions made it hard for the search party to find the 21 foot ship. The Football player's families have been informed of this unfortunate situation. Smith and Cooper were with two other men, William Bleakley and Nick Schuyler. Bleakley's father stated he is sure they will be found. Here's hoping for a safe return home!

Mazel Tov!

Everyone's favorite train wreck has found religion, her girlfriend's religion that is. Still dont know how I'm talking about? Lindsay Lohan of course!!!! While spending some time in London, Lindsay was spotted leaving Shabbat services on friday with girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Lohan confirmed the rumors while telling fellow temple goers that she is indeed trying to convert. Her Facebook status also reads "I'm Converting" OY VEY!!! well as long as she's trying to commit for her beloved Sam...MAZEL TOV LINDZ!!!

Bono calls Coldplay front man a "wanker"

Oh Bono, what ever happened to the peaceful soul who brought us songs like "Beautiful Day?" While being interviewed on BBC Radio Bono was asked if he thought Coldplay's front man Chris Martin (AKA Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow) was as talented as Sir Paul McCartney. He responded with "I think he's that good a melodist, but he's a wanker." WHAT AN ASS!!!! Well BBC DJ Jo Whiley wouldn't take that crap and asked the "Vertigo" singer to apologize. Bono quickly tried to cover his ass by saying Chris is "obviously a completely dysfunctional character and a cretin, but he happens to be a great melodist and up there with Ray Davies, Noel Gallagher and Paul McCartney....I think [Coldplay] are a great band and, actually, it turns out [Martin's] a great soul as well. Sorry about that. I was just joking entirely." Nice save....I guess.

Suggested Television!!!!

My newest T.V. obsession? Three Shows from the Travel Channel:

No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain. Great F-ing Show!!! Anthony Bourdain travels to different countries, tasting the typical cuisine, and touring the nightlife. I love Bourdain. This isn't your mom's travel show, far from it. This cursing, drinking author and chef experiences things most 20 year old's dream of! And u learn a little too.

Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern. Fascinating show. This guy will eat anything, and I don't mean ur aunt's nasty meatloaf, I mean snake meat, ox testicle soup, things we've never even heard of. However, the exploration of foods of different cultures makes the show all the more interesting.

Man vs. Food. Adam Richman travels across the US trying the nation's greatest Food challenges. Watching this show is like watching a car accident, u don't really wanna watch, but u can help but be fascinated that someone can eat so much food! This show makes ur county fair pie eating contest look like an after school snack!